we are going to die from our bathroom sink

so our bathroom sink has been trouble... it hasn't been able to drain normal for months and months and no amount of drain-o was fixing it. So tonight, Abe decided he was going to bust out the big guns: Crystal Heat Drain Opener. Yes. Something from Home Depot that only professionals should use. I mean you should have some sort of license to buy this stuff, because before we know it, it was like some science experiment gone horribly wrong. i mean blue stuff shooting from the drain, Abe getting first degree burns on his arms. Its smoking and fizzing and there is a cloud of who-knows-what. We are coughing and our throats are burning, our eyes are burning and why is my skin itching? As Abe in going back in there with a shirt tied around his head and sunglasses on, he tells me he thinks he used too much(ya think?)! we couldn't get any windows open(cause we live in an old house and they are painted shut) and there was more smoke and more coughing, and more burning and i am forming some freakish cancer as i type this..... i just think that if no body sees us in two days, we are probably dead and you should send in a search crew.... oh and turn in our blockbuster movies by Friday. Thanks.